I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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