I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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