I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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