thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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