PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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