i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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