Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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