I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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