Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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