i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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