wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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