if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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