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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.

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(209): View more from California

I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS

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(585): View more from New York

ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple

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(912): View more from Georgia

He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.

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