In America we eat man semen.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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