I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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