This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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