just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
