I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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