Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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