I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand