Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve