just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.