I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops