wakey wakey hands off snakey
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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