Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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