Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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