Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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