hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You were trust falling into bushes
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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