I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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