just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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