This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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