I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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