belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
false alarm. still invincible.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
