Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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