ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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