i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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