he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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