so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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