All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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