does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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