I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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