why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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