i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
