well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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