their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
