He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I want to be your penis for a week.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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