so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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