I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize