why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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