Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
