I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
