yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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