STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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