I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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