Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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