ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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