I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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