your thong is hanging out like whoa
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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