im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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